"That familiar odor you can't talk about"

"Helping us all lose our hearing prematurely"

"The consequence of one year at the local community college"

"Life changing"

"I remember his hands use to bleed. I mean a lot!"

"A diamond in the ruff, or a quarter between the cushions"

"The best fried chicken this side of the equator!"

"Making the unacceptable seem acceptable. Like Mark Harmon"

"Offering problems for every solution"

"He stands acquitted on all charges"

"The most fun I've seen with hot glue in years"

"As nasty as they wanna be"

"The good, the bad, and the ugly"